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Barcelona’s whopping new sponsorship deal is one of the biggest in history
It could’ve been City…
9 years ago
Manchester United’s Ander Herrera is a marked man following Spain’s draw with England
“I’ll see him soon”
9 years ago
Arsenal close to agreeing mammoth new deal with Mesut Ozil
The World Cup winner will become the club’s top earner
9 years ago
Frank Lampard’s departure from NYCFC devastates the club’s fans
‘He needs to go back home to Man City now’
9 years ago
David De Gea has a clause in his Manchester United contract, say reports in Spain
Here we go again…
9 years ago
Ledley King questions Jose Mourinho’s handling of Chris Smalling’s injury
“He’s almost calling them liars”
9 years ago
Scotland fans in London find original way to take the piss out of England’s Euro 2016 failings
Painful memories…
9 years ago
Liverpool fans won’t like the latest Philippe Coutinho rumours from Spain one bit
Wanted man
9 years ago
This clash with Simon Mignolet leaves Spurs’ Vincent Janssen with memory loss
A nasty collision
9 years ago
Antoine Griezmann’s comments on Paul Pogba and Manchester United are incredible
The rumours just will not die
9 years ago
Jamie Carragher trolls Chelsea as club tries to pay tribute to Gianfranco Zola
A painful reminder for Chelsea fans…
9 years ago
Wayne Rooney rejected the opportunity to move to China, claims chairman
A Chinese club met with his agent.
9 years ago
Make no mistake, Harry Kane wants England to win the game against Scotland
Fighting talk
9 years ago
The latest Alexis Sanchez news from South America will ruin the day of Arsenal fans everywhere
Oh dear…
9 years ago
Joey Barton signed off from training with ‘stress’ as Rangers seek to seal his exit with pay off
Barton is heading out of the club permanently
9 years ago
What Mesut Ozil said to David Luiz after Germany crushed Brazil shows he’s a lovely, lovely man
This must have more than made up for the 7-1 humiliation
9 years ago
Conclusive proof that Nicole Scherzinger knows more about football than Mark Lawrenson
She clearly knows her stuff…
9 years ago
Luis Suarez reveals how he reacted to Daniel Sturridge’s “dive” against Manchester United
“He threw himself down”
9 years ago
Nike have made Cristiano Ronaldo a special pair of boots inspired by the night he left John O’Shea on his arse
“This game changed my career forever”
9 years ago
Manchester United fans greet Phil Jones’ return as only they can
Back in from the cold
9 years ago
Manchester United’s defence makes for interesting reading ahead of Swansea match
Phil Jones returns…
9 years ago
WATCH: Steve Sidwell pulls off Xabi Alonso-esque wonder goal for Brighton
And a classy celebration to go with it
9 years ago
Manchester United legend Dong Fangzhuo undergoes plastic surgery to escape constant mockery
Extreme measures
9 years ago
Victor Valdes played on despite this absolutely horrific gash to his thigh
Hero
9 years ago
There was one tiny problem with West Ham’s good luck message to Andre Ayew
Ayew serious?
9 years ago
Juventus player’s comically bad attempt to control a football is a true Champions League highlight
We could watch this on loop repeatedly
9 years ago
Seven Days in the Life of Bastian Schweinsteiger
Completely legitimate
9 years ago
Jose Mourinho’s touchline ban could spell bad news for Eric Bailly’s selfie game
The boss isn’t impressed
9 years ago
Sit back and admire the technique in Gareth Bale’s stunning opener
Give that man a new contract
9 years ago
WATCH: British prime minister Theresa May tears into Fifa over “utterly outrageous” poppy ban
The PM says Fifa should “sort their own house out”
9 years ago
Rangers have had a change of heart about Joey Barton
This is a big surprise…
10 years ago
Mark Clattenburg rewarded with North London derby following fine performance at Old Trafford on Saturday
One man for the job…
10 years ago
Mesut Ozil makes an absolute mockery of the Ludogorets defence to score late Arsenal winner
Like the best kid in the school yard
10 years ago
Pep Guardiola lost his shit when Kevin De Bruyne’s stunning free kick put Manchester City ahead
Wild celebrations…
10 years ago
WATCH: Antoine Griezmann’s outrageous flick is a firm contender for goal of the week
A thing of beauty
10 years ago
This mascot at the Etihad can’t hide his excitement as Luis Suarez and Neymar distract him from the cold
Lovely moment
10 years ago
Luis Garcia trolls Chelsea fans with a very clever Halloween costume
Nightmarish stuff for Chelsea fans…
10 years ago
Lyon confirm that Mathieu Valbuena is alive after social media did social media things
‘Disgraceful and inhumane acts’
10 years ago
WATCH: Losing his prosthetic leg didn’t stop cricketer from doing his job
Inspiring stuff
10 years ago
Graham Poll’s comments about Mark Clattenburg will further infuriate Manchester United fans
‘Clattenburg has an Achilles heel…’
10 years ago
Patrice Evra shows he’s still the king of social media with dancing panda video
Be like Panda…
10 years ago
West Ham to ban 200 supporters following crowd trouble against Chelsea
Taking a strong stance
10 years ago
Borussia Mönchengladbach reveal a must-have souvenir for Celtic fans travelling to Germany
Brilliant
10 years ago
Watch as violent Manchester City fans attack innocent Old Trafford sinks
Kicking the shit out of the Old Trafford toilets
10 years ago
West Ham and Chelsea fans clashed in ugly scenes at the London Stadium
Disgraceful
10 years ago
Turns out that Barcelona are interested in signing Glen Johnson
A highly believable transfer rumour…
10 years ago
Leicester City fans’ banner for trip to Spurs goes down a treat with Arsenal fans
A painful reminder for Spurs supporters
10 years ago
WATCH: Former Liverpool defender attempts to win the worst tackle of the season award
A red any day of the week
10 years ago
Manchester United dealt blow as Eric Bailly is ruled out for two months with knee injury
More bad news for United
10 years ago
Juventus reveal exactly how much agent Mino Raiola made from the Paul Pogba deal
If obscene amounts of money for naff all work make you sick, look away now
10 years ago

Barcelona’s whopping new sponsorship deal is one of the biggest in history

Manchester United’s Ander Herrera is a marked man following Spain’s draw with England

Arsenal close to agreeing mammoth new deal with Mesut Ozil

Frank Lampard’s departure from NYCFC devastates the club’s fans

David De Gea has a clause in his Manchester United contract, say reports in Spain

Ledley King questions Jose Mourinho’s handling of Chris Smalling’s injury

Scotland fans in London find original way to take the piss out of England’s Euro 2016 failings

Liverpool fans won’t like the latest Philippe Coutinho rumours from Spain one bit

This clash with Simon Mignolet leaves Spurs’ Vincent Janssen with memory loss

Antoine Griezmann’s comments on Paul Pogba and Manchester United are incredible

Jamie Carragher trolls Chelsea as club tries to pay tribute to Gianfranco Zola

Wayne Rooney rejected the opportunity to move to China, claims chairman

Make no mistake, Harry Kane wants England to win the game against Scotland

The latest Alexis Sanchez news from South America will ruin the day of Arsenal fans everywhere

Joey Barton signed off from training with ‘stress’ as Rangers seek to seal his exit with pay off

What Mesut Ozil said to David Luiz after Germany crushed Brazil shows he’s a lovely, lovely man

Conclusive proof that Nicole Scherzinger knows more about football than Mark Lawrenson

Luis Suarez reveals how he reacted to Daniel Sturridge’s “dive” against Manchester United

Nike have made Cristiano Ronaldo a special pair of boots inspired by the night he left John O’Shea on his arse

Manchester United fans greet Phil Jones’ return as only they can

Manchester United’s defence makes for interesting reading ahead of Swansea match

WATCH: Steve Sidwell pulls off Xabi Alonso-esque wonder goal for Brighton

Manchester United legend Dong Fangzhuo undergoes plastic surgery to escape constant mockery

Victor Valdes played on despite this absolutely horrific gash to his thigh

There was one tiny problem with West Ham’s good luck message to Andre Ayew

Juventus player’s comically bad attempt to control a football is a true Champions League highlight

Seven Days in the Life of Bastian Schweinsteiger

Jose Mourinho’s touchline ban could spell bad news for Eric Bailly’s selfie game

Sit back and admire the technique in Gareth Bale’s stunning opener

WATCH: British prime minister Theresa May tears into Fifa over “utterly outrageous” poppy ban

Rangers have had a change of heart about Joey Barton

Mark Clattenburg rewarded with North London derby following fine performance at Old Trafford on Saturday

Mesut Ozil makes an absolute mockery of the Ludogorets defence to score late Arsenal winner

Pep Guardiola lost his shit when Kevin De Bruyne’s stunning free kick put Manchester City ahead

WATCH: Antoine Griezmann’s outrageous flick is a firm contender for goal of the week

This mascot at the Etihad can’t hide his excitement as Luis Suarez and Neymar distract him from the cold

Luis Garcia trolls Chelsea fans with a very clever Halloween costume

Lyon confirm that Mathieu Valbuena is alive after social media did social media things

WATCH: Losing his prosthetic leg didn’t stop cricketer from doing his job

Graham Poll’s comments about Mark Clattenburg will further infuriate Manchester United fans

Patrice Evra shows he’s still the king of social media with dancing panda video

West Ham to ban 200 supporters following crowd trouble against Chelsea

Borussia Mönchengladbach reveal a must-have souvenir for Celtic fans travelling to Germany

Watch as violent Manchester City fans attack innocent Old Trafford sinks

West Ham and Chelsea fans clashed in ugly scenes at the London Stadium

Turns out that Barcelona are interested in signing Glen Johnson

Leicester City fans’ banner for trip to Spurs goes down a treat with Arsenal fans

WATCH: Former Liverpool defender attempts to win the worst tackle of the season award

Manchester United dealt blow as Eric Bailly is ruled out for two months with knee injury

Juventus reveal exactly how much agent Mino Raiola made from the Paul Pogba deal