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Simon Lloyd

For a minute there, Jamie Carragher was coming out of retirement to play in China
Wait, what?
9 years ago
Paul Pogba named third highest valued footballer on the planet
There are more Spurs players in the top 10 than Real Madrid…
9 years ago
Evertonian Twitter user makes spookily accurate prediction about Ademola Lookman’s debut goal
We hope he stuck a fiver on it
9 years ago
Jürgen Klopp might want a look at the Premier League’s latest ‘long ball’ statistics
It seems Liverpool are more of a ‘long ball’ side after all
9 years ago
Manchester United fans remind Jürgen Klopp that he was resorting to ‘long ball’ tactics not so long ago
How times change
9 years ago
Arsenal fans call Alexis Sanchez ‘childish’ after substitution tantrum
‘He needs to grow up’
9 years ago
Arsenal fans unveil banner for Alexis Sánchez… and not everyone sees the funny side
‘We’re supposed to be a serious football club, not Banter FC’.
9 years ago
Claude Makélélé makes a surprise return to the Premier League
Wait, what?
9 years ago
Jamie O’Hara reveals on Celebrity Big Brother how he was pranked into sexting a former Spurs teammate
And the pay off was brilliant…
9 years ago
Eric Bailly makes it perfectly clear that he wants Victor Lindelöf at Manchester United
Subtle
9 years ago
Michael Owen’s joke about Ronaldo’s weight doesn’t go down very well at all…
Just look at the replies…
9 years ago
Former Manchester City youngster clarifies his Rooney shirt ‘snub’
Looked like it on TV
9 years ago
Hull press release appears to show that Mike Phelan still has 11 months in the job
Has he got another 11 months?
9 years ago
Olivier Giroud’s ’embarrassing’ celebration has disgusted football fans everywhere
‘They should have their points deducted’
9 years ago
Poor Willy Caballero makes rookie error congratulating Manchester City on their victory
Oops…
9 years ago
FA ask Bacary Sagna to explain his deleted social media post
He could be in hot water for this…
9 years ago
Manchester United fans will enjoy José Mourinho’s response to controversial refereeing decisions at West Ham
Quite different to how things were a few weeks ago
9 years ago
Étienne Capoue has a ‘Steven Taylor moment’ as ball strikes his arm against Spurs
That definitely didn’t hit your face, pal…
9 years ago
Bob Bradley delivers another blunt assessment of his Swansea departure
Not a happy man…
9 years ago
Manchester United have sensationally not completed the signing of another Benfica player
A trend is emerging
9 years ago
Jose Mourinho has decided not to move for Victor Lindelof in January
It doesn’t look like it’ll happen…
9 years ago
Ander Herrera reveals he’s kept the same matchday superstition since he was a child
“Everyone laughs in the dressing room”
9 years ago
Harry Redknapp reckons Liverpool will miss out on the top four this season
If you say so, Harry…
9 years ago
Manchester United’s pursuit of Victor Lindelof has taken a new twist
It had looked to be wrapped up…
9 years ago
The Chinese Super League is targeting a move for Mark Clattenburg
The world’s best referee is a wanted man
9 years ago
Jamie Carragher backs Joe Hart to be the man to solve Liverpool’s ‘goalkeeping problem’
It won’t be easy to get him…
9 years ago
Diego Costa has definitely not just copied and pasted John Terry’s latest Instagram post
It’s probably just a coincidence…
9 years ago
World Cup group matches could be decided by penalty shoot-outs
Bodes well for Ireland…
9 years ago
Emmanuel Eboué discusses his daily biblical texts to Jamie Redknapp
The former Arsenal player has shed some light on the story Redknapp told on ALOTO.
9 years ago
Footballer apologises for painting himself black for Christmas party
The Tranmere striker had posted the image on his social media accounts
9 years ago
Juan Mata donates toys to Manchester charity
Good on him
9 years ago
Alan Pardew gets sacked, and the reaction is inevitable
So long, Pards…
9 years ago
WATCH: The awkward moment Thiago Alcantara tried to pass the ball to Santa Claus
Bizarre…
9 years ago
WATCH: Luis Suarez benefits from 11 seconds of magic from Andres Iniesta and Lionel Messi
Sit back and enjoy…
9 years ago
İlkay Gündoğan confirms he’s not dead following Manchester City’s tribute
A relief to us all…
9 years ago
Helpless Joe Hart could only watch this measured-to-perfection Dries Mertens chip
What a finish
9 years ago
Manchester City’s İlkay Gündoğan shirt tribute mocked by rival fans
The German is set for another lengthy spell on the sidelines
9 years ago
Paul Pogba gives shirt to fan in a wheelchair following win at West Brom
A lovely touch
9 years ago
WATCH: Chris Sutton was having absolutely none of Kris Boyd’s Old Firm claim
Classic Sutton…
9 years ago
Charlie Nicholas had a laughable explanation as to why Jamie Vardy shouldn’t have seen red
Very odd…
9 years ago
Jamie Vardy sent off against Stoke for this two-footed challenge and it seems rather harsh
Craig Pawson is back in the spotlight
9 years ago
Manchester United’s latest movie trailer has prompted a familiar reaction from fans
‘Delete club’
9 years ago
Stop what you’re doing and admire Per Mertesacker’s Australian accent
Santi Cazorla and Carl Jenkinson are involved, too
9 years ago
WATCH: Manchester City new boy Gabriel Jesus hacked down from behind… by a pitch-invader
Worthy of a red
9 years ago
Lynx respond to Rangers fan’s appeal for 8,000 cans of deodorant for Celtic fans
“Not sure if serious…”
9 years ago
Cristiano Ronaldo scores his 500th club goal but Lionel Messi fans are not letting up
He’s not all that
9 years ago
Zlatan Ibrahimovic gave a very Zlatan response when asked to hand over the MOTM award
Typical of the man
9 years ago
George Boyd’s average position for the first 15 minutes against West Ham is a complete mystery
How?
9 years ago
Former Manchester United starlet Federico Macheda signs for Serie B side
He’d been without a club since leaving Cardiff in summer
9 years ago
Liverpool owner takes to Twitter to deny takeover talk from Chinese consortium
Let that be an end to that
9 years ago

For a minute there, Jamie Carragher was coming out of retirement to play in China

Paul Pogba named third highest valued footballer on the planet

Evertonian Twitter user makes spookily accurate prediction about Ademola Lookman’s debut goal

Jürgen Klopp might want a look at the Premier League’s latest ‘long ball’ statistics

Manchester United fans remind Jürgen Klopp that he was resorting to ‘long ball’ tactics not so long ago

Arsenal fans call Alexis Sanchez ‘childish’ after substitution tantrum

Arsenal fans unveil banner for Alexis Sánchez… and not everyone sees the funny side

Claude Makélélé makes a surprise return to the Premier League

Jamie O’Hara reveals on Celebrity Big Brother how he was pranked into sexting a former Spurs teammate

Eric Bailly makes it perfectly clear that he wants Victor Lindelöf at Manchester United

Michael Owen’s joke about Ronaldo’s weight doesn’t go down very well at all…

Former Manchester City youngster clarifies his Rooney shirt ‘snub’

Hull press release appears to show that Mike Phelan still has 11 months in the job

Olivier Giroud’s ’embarrassing’ celebration has disgusted football fans everywhere

Poor Willy Caballero makes rookie error congratulating Manchester City on their victory

FA ask Bacary Sagna to explain his deleted social media post

Manchester United fans will enjoy José Mourinho’s response to controversial refereeing decisions at West Ham

Étienne Capoue has a ‘Steven Taylor moment’ as ball strikes his arm against Spurs

Bob Bradley delivers another blunt assessment of his Swansea departure

Manchester United have sensationally not completed the signing of another Benfica player

Jose Mourinho has decided not to move for Victor Lindelof in January

Ander Herrera reveals he’s kept the same matchday superstition since he was a child

Harry Redknapp reckons Liverpool will miss out on the top four this season

Manchester United’s pursuit of Victor Lindelof has taken a new twist

The Chinese Super League is targeting a move for Mark Clattenburg

Jamie Carragher backs Joe Hart to be the man to solve Liverpool’s ‘goalkeeping problem’

Diego Costa has definitely not just copied and pasted John Terry’s latest Instagram post

World Cup group matches could be decided by penalty shoot-outs

Emmanuel Eboué discusses his daily biblical texts to Jamie Redknapp

Footballer apologises for painting himself black for Christmas party

Juan Mata donates toys to Manchester charity

Alan Pardew gets sacked, and the reaction is inevitable

WATCH: The awkward moment Thiago Alcantara tried to pass the ball to Santa Claus

WATCH: Luis Suarez benefits from 11 seconds of magic from Andres Iniesta and Lionel Messi

İlkay Gündoğan confirms he’s not dead following Manchester City’s tribute

Helpless Joe Hart could only watch this measured-to-perfection Dries Mertens chip

Manchester City’s İlkay Gündoğan shirt tribute mocked by rival fans

Paul Pogba gives shirt to fan in a wheelchair following win at West Brom

WATCH: Chris Sutton was having absolutely none of Kris Boyd’s Old Firm claim

Charlie Nicholas had a laughable explanation as to why Jamie Vardy shouldn’t have seen red

Jamie Vardy sent off against Stoke for this two-footed challenge and it seems rather harsh

Manchester United’s latest movie trailer has prompted a familiar reaction from fans

Stop what you’re doing and admire Per Mertesacker’s Australian accent

WATCH: Manchester City new boy Gabriel Jesus hacked down from behind… by a pitch-invader

Lynx respond to Rangers fan’s appeal for 8,000 cans of deodorant for Celtic fans

Cristiano Ronaldo scores his 500th club goal but Lionel Messi fans are not letting up

Zlatan Ibrahimovic gave a very Zlatan response when asked to hand over the MOTM award

George Boyd’s average position for the first 15 minutes against West Ham is a complete mystery

Former Manchester United starlet Federico Macheda signs for Serie B side

Liverpool owner takes to Twitter to deny takeover talk from Chinese consortium