Offers from stooges and yes men will not be entertained.
After both the Cork senior hurling and football teams bowed out of the championship, some chancer didn’t waste much time in cracking wise over the county’s despair.
Check out the brilliantly worded ad for the team bus below, and a special thanks to SportsJOE reader Tommy Moynihan for sending it our way.
Cork team bus – free to a good home or nearest offer:
Low millage rarely goes to Dublin, a good few dents and a boot full of broken dreams. Prone to false starts and tends to stutter after 50 minutes. Tracker installed as it is known to go missing when needed most. Well able for trips to Wexford but struggles with multiple journeys to Killarney and Thurlas.
Owner must be able to mimic the Corkonian tongue to use the recently installed hands free device ‘Siri Barry Murphy’.
Trophy cabinet, mint condition but dusty and a gallon tub of Brasso can be thrown it.
To sweeten the deal I’ll also throw in Donal Og’s tear stained pie charts, along with his latest DVD, My top 10 greatest rants about Frank Murphy while wearing a dickie bow and twiddling a parker pen. (dickie bow and pen not included)
Serious offers only
JBM
Hat-tip to Tommy Moynihan/Done Deal
