It makes us sad thinking that there are some kids in South Korea that will get this jersey as a birthday present.
Seoul E-Land FC are a relatively new club, having only been founded last year, and they’re really struggling to come to terms with the difficult art of kit design.
The blue and gold cheetah-print home strip looks like a rug that would be more at home on the set of a porno than on a football pitch.
The away kit is also a little on the gaudy side, with hen parties the world over likely to be wrapping it around their shoulders along with condoms and learner signs.
But just when you thought that the gawk-inducing outfield strips were as bad as it could possibly get, you’re met with the criminal goalkeeper kit which has literally robbed us of words.
Just look at the resigned disappointment of the Seoul E-Land stopper as he realises what he’s stuck with for the coming season.
