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16th Aug 2015

How Eva Carneiro* may have watched Man City’s demolition of Chelsea

*Not the real Eva Carneiro

Darragh Murphy

When sitting her medical exams, we doubt Eva Carneiro could have predicted that she’d be a part of a controversy as big as this.

Chelsea’s team doctor has found herself at the centre of the biggest storm in football after Jose Mourinho said that his medical staff didn’t understand football.

Carneiro and head physiotherapist Jon Fearn were not on Chelsea’s bench at the Etihad, after being demoted for what seemed to most right-minded people as doing their job in treating an ‘injured Eden Hazard last week.

So, as she sat at home watching on TV, here’s how we imagine Eva Carneiro observed her team’s 3-0 defeat at Manchester City.

*We can’t stress this enough. This isn’t the real Eva Carneiro… Or the real Jon Fearn. Or the real anything. 

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