We never got the sense that Diego Costa would make the ideal neighbour.
We expect that he’d forever be elbowing schoolchildren and cursing at the elderly but now we have an altogether more real reason for not wanting to live near the Chelsea forward.
Apparently the Spain international is a bit fond of the ol’ pornography and he’s not one to enjoy the blue movies in silence.
In a new book about the Brazil-born striker, an administrator at former club Albacete revealed a bizarre incident involving a young Costa.
Vicente Ferre de la Rosa claims: “On one occasion they [Costa and friends] had a porn movie blaring out and the poor woman came down to tell them to turn the volume down. ‘What’s the matter? Don’t you like making love?’ a wide-eyed Costa asked her sweetly.”
Fair play to the former Atletico Madrid man for thinking on his feet but, to us, that’s a little bit creepy. Call us squares.
