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14th Mar 2016

PIC: Somebody has put together the UFC 200 card on Wikipedia and it’s absolutely hilarious

It's (crazy) time

Darragh Murphy

When Joe Silva has a night on the sauce…

It will be some time before we learn of the biggest fight card in UFC history but that’s not stopping all MMA fans from dreaming.

Conor McGregor is an almost certainty to be on the card and will probably defend his featherweight title against either Jose Aldo or Frankie Edgar.

UFC 196 Welterweight Fight, MGM Grand Garden Arena, Las Vegas 5/3/2016 UFC Welterweight Bout Conor McGregor dejected after losing his fight to Nate Diaz  Mandatory Credit ©INPHO/Raymond Spencer

But other than ‘The Notorious’ it’s difficult to get an idea about who else the promotion will want present for the historic July 9th event. Miesha Tate? Robbie Lawler? A Georges St-Pierre return?

Well some creative prankster has taken a stab at putting together an absolutely mental main card for UFC 200.

According to the chancer, it will be headlined by a lightweight bout between Conor McGregor and Brock Lesnar although Lesnar may struggle with the weight cut.

UFC 100 - Frank Mir v Brock Lesnar

CM Punk is getting a big fight for his UFC, and MMA, debut. He has never competed in any sport, even at amateur level, so it will be a tough ask to get the W over the veteran Nick Diaz. And somehow it’s for the welterweight title.

Luke Rockhold is obviously going to move up in weight this summer to take on Jon Jones, who is predicted to beat Daniel Cormier and regain his light heavyweight crown.

Jon Jones

In the promotion’s first ever cross-gender bout, Ronda Rousey is expected to take on bantamweight champion Dominick Cruz in what promises to be a controversial clash.

Opening up the main card is an absolute whopper of a heavyweight meeting between UFC president Dana White and commentator Joe Rogan in a classic match-up of styles. White began boxing at 17 years of age while Rogan holds black belts in Taekwondo and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

rogan-hype-mode

There’s no way the real card will be an improvement on this.

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Topics:

UFC,UFC 200