Big Sam has had such a golden touch this season that it wouldn’t surprise us to learn that he was the lyricist behind this fantastic West Ham Christmas poem.
This rendition of The Night Before Christmas comes courtesy of The Hammers’ official YouTube channel and, for a West Ham fan, it must be amazing. Hell, for a neutral it’s fairly awesome.
Michael Symons, not Big Sam, is the true genius behind the lyrics and he’s outdone himself here.