You know that you’re well and truly in the middle of an international break when Paul Jewell makes an appearance on Gillette Soccer Saturday.
We’re sure that football fans around the country had the same experience as us when they flicked over in the hope of seeing Jeff Stelling, Matt Le Tissier, Paul Merson, Phil Thompson and Charlie Nicholas.
Rather, we were met with utter disenchantment at the sight of Julian Warren, Iain Dowie, Paul Jewell, Tony Cottee and some fecker named Gary Johnson.
You know there’s no Premiership football on when Gary Johnson is on Soccer Saturday.
— John (@johnrocknrolla) March 28, 2015
It’s like watching a prem side against a league two side all the ressies get a game #soccersaturday — Matt Bisset (@mattybiskit) March 28, 2015
Gillette soccer Saturday lineup looks good @SkySportsNewsHQ
— Ryan Cooper (@theRcooper) March 28, 2015
Even the pundits look bored on soccer Saturday today. I’m betting there’s more people on camera than there is watching. — Alistair Williams (@LaughatAl) March 28, 2015
Patrick bamford scoring goals for Derby?? Nice one Paul jewel #knowledge #Soccersaturday
— Paul Wickens (@Wyxeboy) March 28, 2015
Soccer Saturday without Geoff is like TopGear with out Jezza, FOOKIN’ boring and completely unwatchable #HateIntlBreak — Jacqui Mylchreest (@Jaksamus) March 28, 2015
@SkySportsNewsHQ not impressed!! The tv listing says jeffs doing soccer Saturday and this idiots on instead!!
— Shauna Lynch (@ShaunaLynch88) March 28, 2015
Paul Jewell on soccer Saturday pic.twitter.com/aJOcszXNU7 — Craig Prince (@parkend1878cp) March 28, 2015
Iain Dowie, Tony Cottee, Paul Jewell and Gary Johnson in the studio, Soccer Saturday isn’t even bothering this afternoon.
— MrPaulRobinson (@MrPaulRobinson) March 28, 2015
Plastic Soccer Saturday today! Grim as fu*k! Can’t wait until normality next week again!!! #JeffyBaby — Craigo (@therealfalls) March 28, 2015
Jesus, it’s very much the Soccer Saturday Reserves today.
— David Macnamara (@dvdmcn) March 28, 2015
I miss Jeff stelling — Nathan (@nbridges93) March 28, 2015
Saturday afternoon ruined for me Gary Johnson on Soccer Special I’m off out
— Vince Battams (@netleymugfish) March 28, 2015
dowie, cottee & jewell, Soccer Saturday ‘Z’ squad today.. #wemissjeff&theboys
— Ben Olsen (@BenOlsen7) March 28, 2015
