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02nd Aug 2015

Tommy Carr or Michael Owen? Who would you rather listen to? Twitter isn’t happy with either

High standards

Conan Doherty

Tough crowd.

Who’d be a pundit?

You’re damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t it seems. Unless you be like Gary Neville. Then you’re okay.

The trick with punditry is to be good. We’ve always said that.

But the sporting world felt trapped today in a wall of co-commentary hell. Kerry’s hammering of Kildare was illuminated by Tommy Carr. If you didn’t like that, you could simply flick over to the Community Shield being contested by Arsenal and Chelsea. Only to be greeted by Michael Owen.

Either way, the Twitter world was not one bit happy with the analysis on offer and, in a rare turn of events, the good people decided to air their grievances.

They’re all the same.

https://twitter.com/ThePauer27/status/627847445054103553

Leave poor Phil out of this.

Tommy apparently missed something.

It hurts, it physically hurts.

https://twitter.com/ShaneOMahony2/status/627827326915620864

An old classic.

But there’s hope…

The game wasn’t the worst of it.

Testify, Tommy.

Salt in the wounds.

Research.

https://twitter.com/Coulter12Benny/status/627846042701185024

Some use at least.

But over in London, it was no better.

Actually, Michael Owen might’ve been more useful in Dublin.

Ah, now.

Who needs emojis?

https://twitter.com/baconcocacola/status/627850851806236672

Despair.

The English are more creative.

Or just more angry.

So, who would you rather listen to? If you HAD TO choose?


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