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Published 11:54 16 Aug 2019 BST
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Christian Pulisic - Flop
Still unsure as to how good Pulisic is, but what I do know is he's got a lot of work to do if he is going to live up to his €64m price tag.
Nicolas Pepe - Flop
Arsenal fans think they've had the best transfer window in living memory. But as we all know, they're not allowed nice things. The laws of physics dictate that Pepe will flop this season. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
Dani Ceballos - Not flop
He's got all the tools to add some dynamism to Arsenal's midfield in the absence of Aaron Ramsey and (due to very unfortunate circumstances, Mesut Özil). Don't let me down, Dani.
Kieran Tierney - Not flop
If he can stay fit, Arsenal have one of the best young full-backs in the world. And for just £25m too, an absolute steal.
David Luiz - Not flop
Contrary to popular belief, David Luiz is a very good footballer. It's just, when he plays badly, he plays very badly. But he will help Arsenal play it out from the back and should be less calamitous than Shkodran Mustafi. Just don't play them together, Unai.
Giovani Lo Celso - Flop
Sorry. Look, I like Lo Celso - he's very creative and easy on the eye. But unless he's going to take Harry Winks' place in the team, I don't see where he fits in alongside Tanguy Ndombele, Christian Eriksen, Dele Alli (once fit again) and Heung-min Son. There simply isn't room.
*Might come good next season once Eriksen has moved on.
Ryan Sessegnon - Not flop
Literally the perfect player for Mauricio Pochettino. He's young, has huge potential and can play a variety of roles up and down the left side.
Tanguy Ndombele - Not flop
Got off to a flying start with a stunning equaliser against Aston Villa and should be able to continue that form. The Lyon fans loved him.
Moise Kean - Flop
On paper, this is a great signing. But Everton have, I regret to report, done an Everton and signed too many players who won't gel. Therefore, Kean will flop, through no fault of his own.
Andre Gomes - Not flop
Finally, the most handsome player in the land has found a home and justified the hype he generated during his time at Benfica and Valencia. Spread your wings and fly, my sweet prince.
Alex Iwobi - Flop
He simply has too much competition for the left-wing spot in Everton's team.
Djibril Sidibe - Flop
You didn't even know he'd signed for Everton, did you? I rest my case.
Wesley - Flop
Rogue selection I know but he has Cenk Tosun written all over him. Jonathan Kodjia will be leading the line by December.

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