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25th Feb 2015

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang says “derby victories are like an orgasm”

I'll have what he's having

Darragh Murphy

Borussia Dortmund host Schalke on Saturday in the Revierderby and it might be worth keeping an eye on Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang at full-time.

The Dortmund winger has compared the feeling of winning derby games to that of an orgasm in an interview with German newspaper, Bild.

The Gabon international either either really loves football or has a terribly poor sex life, we’ll give the 25-year-old the benefit of the doubt with the former.

Now we’ve never played in the Revierderby but if Aubameyang is an honest fellow, which we have no reason to doubt, then we’re putting that right to the top of our bucket list.

And, now that it comes to mind, this photo of Phil Jones was taken during a Manchester derby so perhaps there’s some truth to the rumour.

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H/t to MirrorRowZed

 

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