Peter Crouch is more than a target man.
His powers of deduction are as strong as his presence at corner kicks.
And the Stoke striker tweeted today that he was well aware that something was amiss at FIFA long before this week’s controversy.
Does Crouchy’s banter know no bounds?
I knew there was problems with decision making at FIFA when I didn’t make the ballon d’Or shortlist
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) November 14, 2014