Well, who saw this coming two weeks ago?
David De Gea signed a new contract with Manchester United which will keep him at the club until 2019 (in theory).
Real Madrid’s top transfer target penned a new four year deal at Old Trafford as United fans lost their minds and jumped over the not-at-all-cringeworthy hashtag #DaveStays
The complete lack of acknowledgement that this won’t stop Real Madrid coming back with a monster bid next summer is rather amusing but, hey, we’ll let them enjoy their day.
Fucking buzzing! @D_DeGea signs a new deal!!! Best bit of business this summer like a new signing! #DaveSaves #davestays
— Dan Harvey (@danharveymufc) September 11, 2015
Can’t believe this!! I’m so happy you stayed @D_DeGea #DaveStays pic.twitter.com/xaJ9PaP4OW — Alexander Nico (@AlexanderNicoS) September 11, 2015
LVG and ED have played fantastically well on the De Gea situation! Well done @ManUtd #DaveStays
— SAMYAK (@Samutd_) September 11, 2015
Me and all fellow Reds right now #MUFC #DaveStays pic.twitter.com/aV5GQDM4WG — Dr Kavit Shrishrimal (@kavit666) September 11, 2015
@D_DeGea you the best #DaveStays
— TrippyZippy (@Puro27) September 11, 2015
#DAVESTAYS yesssssssssss — .. man / utd .. (@mufc__01) September 11, 2015
#DAVESTAYS AHHHHHHHHHHHH TRYING NOT TO SCREAM BUT SCREW IT ALL TO HELL HE’S STAYING
— Aakanksha (@aakshian) September 11, 2015
#DaveStays got a feeling @juanmata8 played a huge part in this! Absolutely buzzing! #MUFC — Luther O’Farrell (@luther1995) September 11, 2015
Ed Woodward the man #DaveStays
— Cormac O’Hagan (@CormacO14) September 11, 2015
#DaveStays Fuck u @realmadrid Fuck u Perez https://t.co/sc4lseVRxv — Ayush Jain (@theayushjain) September 11, 2015
Thanks lord Ed! #DaveStays #HAHAMADRID https://t.co/rxliDfYNJ1
— Ferinandoputra (@ferinandoputra) September 11, 2015
It was a good day today. #DAVESTAYS pic.twitter.com/k7IJ2WfPfQ — United Peoples TV (@UnitedPeoplesTV) September 11, 2015
Feel like a kid on Christmas #DaveStays
— Sam (@Ayres96S) September 11, 2015
Enjoy this moment & forget speculating about next summers. We deserve this! #DaveStays love you @D_DeGea — El Fraude. (@TheAntonioCross) September 11, 2015
