He probably does a bit of training, that boy.
And we bet any money he doesn’t lie in bed and eat cake every night.
But could he handle the cold on a wet and windy Tuesday night in Markievicz Park?
Whilst the GAA buff challengers have been lining up to show off their ripped bodies, Cristiano Ronaldo is still the master of the topless look and he’s gone and released another line of CR7 underwear – just to get half naked again and make us all feel inadequate.
This is what he calls the standard Cristiano pose. With added pensive.
Just act natural now, Ronnie. Did he get his hair cut in between photos?
This where the photographer goes crazy. “The camera loves you. Come to the camera.”
Just feck off.
