Otamendi, Ramos, Pedro. Ed Woodward is the best in the business.
The best in the business at drumming up hysteric levels of hype only to fail to acquire some of Manchester United’s top targets.
News broke today that Pedro, the man who many were pegging as the missing piece in the LVG puzzle, would be heading to Chelsea for a medical after Woodward had visited Barcelona earlier this week to sew up the deal.
That trip looks to have been for nought as, once again, Manchester United miss their man and there was only one scapegoat on social media today but you have to feel for Woodward as rumour has it that it was Louis van Gaal who ordered the end of the pursuit.
That didn’t stop the tweeters though. Nothing ever will.
Congratulations Woodward you’ve fucked up once again #MUFC
— James Parrott (@JamesParrott10) August 19, 2015
Woodward going to Barca on Monday to sign Pedro worked as well as that contingent who went to Sao Paolo to sign Lucas Moura.
— Joe Baiamonte (@JoeBaia) August 19, 2015
Fair play to Ed Woodward, transfer genius. Helping Chelsea sign Pedro, getting Ramos a new deal and letting Otamendi go to their rivals.
— Oli (@OJF97) August 19, 2015
Ed Woodward’s summer of public rehabilitation undone by spectacularly messing up the Pedro deal. Glorious.
— Conor Kelly (@ConorPacKelly) August 19, 2015
Ed Woodward flew to Barcelona yesterday to tie up the Pedro deal. The guy couldn’t even tie his own shoelaces.
— BlueMoonRisingTV (@BMRisingTV) August 19, 2015
If Manchester United manage to miss out on Pedro, that would be some Oscar-winning silly-arsing about from Ed Woodward.
— Daniel Storey (@danielstorey85) August 19, 2015
Ed Woodward. Negotiator.
— Simon Clancy (@SiClancy) August 19, 2015
Can we expect Ed Woodward’s resignation before the transfer window shuts or after it @ManUtd? Can’t have this pathetic man running the show
— Nesta (@Nesta_Carter) August 19, 2015
#LVG and #edwoodward take months on pedro Chelsea take 2 days to secure the deal. LOL.
— Don Vito (@Donny_Vito) August 19, 2015
Gone in 60 seconds. A film produced by Ed Woodward. pic.twitter.com/smhXNdLSD8
— Karansp (@Karansp98) August 19, 2015
Ed Woodward on the plane home like pic.twitter.com/6K58iCqb7v
— Red Dragon (@MasonTillIDie) August 19, 2015
LVG & Ed Woodward, y’all better pull that Lose Clyne get Darmian stunt you pulled earlier this time around after losing Pedro.@GoalUK #MUFC
— SlumToClassFoundatn (@HisRoyalDopenez) August 19, 2015
This is the part where I say you had one job bruh, Ed Woodward!! How do you fail to land Pedro? #MUFC @ManUtd
— Mukudzei Mlambo (@Mukudzei_Mlambo) August 19, 2015
Ed Woodward arriving in Barcelona for Pedro talks. pic.twitter.com/B49y7tYw60
— Ste (@stxvo) August 19, 2015
Poor Ed Woodward, he was a good boy for most of the summer, now he’s back in dunce’s corner #mufc
— Damien McLaughlin (@deemacl) August 19, 2015
As #CFC beat #MUFC to the signing of Pedro from Barca, Ed Woodward has unveiled the front cover to his next book… pic.twitter.com/bUMiMoTkKv
— Alan Brazil (@SportsBreakfast) August 19, 2015
Ed Woodward wheeling and dealing like https://t.co/Zca9jnkbCV
— Aaron Flanagan (@aaronflan) August 19, 2015
Manchester United just had to pay the €30m and get this over with, but it seems Woodward fancied a new €85m bid for Thomas Müller.
— Rafael Hernández (@RafaelH117) August 19, 2015
Manchester United’s first order of business: stop Ed Woodward flying anywhere, ever.
— Andrew Thomas (@andi_thomas) August 19, 2015
