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13th Jul 2015

Ed Woodward becomes a hero to Manchester United fans after raft of signings

"Ed Woodward for President"

Robert Redmond

Enjoy this moment, Ed.

While your job primarily consists of signing lucrative sponsorship deals, boosting the club’s brand image and keep making dough for the Glazers, it must be nice to get some praise from Manchester United’s considerable fan base along the way.

After all, if the club wins a trophy next season, no-one’s going to say: “What a great performance by Ed Woodward”. However, today is your big moment, Ed.

United confirmed the signing of Bastian Schweinsteiger and Morgan Schneiderlin today, after already securing a deal for Matteo Darmian over the weekend, and Memphis Depay back in May.

And the club’s fans took to Twitter to shower praise on Untied’s executive vice-chairman Woodward for masterminding the transfers.

Some fans were so happy with Ed, they wanted either a revolution in England, and an end to the monarchy, or for Woodward himself to take the throne.

https://twitter.com/OffsideLiam/status/620576172976553984

Others likened him to famous film characters.

https://twitter.com/SoccerSt_/status/620576285044162560

https://twitter.com/BBCSporf/status/620355012699496448

https://twitter.com/ManUnitedTalk/status/620585263278989312

One believes Ed may even have special powers.

There were feelings of pride…

https://twitter.com/aileen_garcia_/status/620650010762350592

Gratitude…

https://twitter.com/izzan_bujoq/status/620650031578640385

Optimism…

He’s an beacon of hope to us all.

Who delivers on his promises.

And could even be the subject of a transfer bid himself.

Women want him, men want to be him.

He can even get away with wearing shades indoors.

https://twitter.com/muminuh/status/620576824431669248

And all the haters are just jealous.

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