When he grows up, he wants to piss off defenders the world over.
There are two ways of viewing Diego Costa’s shenanigans at Stamford Bridge yesterday – he is a man fighting against the world or an evil genius.
The Spanish international managed ti ruffle just about every Arsenal feather, on Saturday, in Chelsea’s 2-0 win.
Following this clash with Laurent Koscielney, Gabriel Paulista intervened and picked up the first of two yellow cards for taking too keen an interest in Costa.
The young Chelsea fan in the front row absolutely loved it.