On Wednesday, David Luiz hopped on a Eurotunnel train from Paris, rocked up to West London and signed a £34m deal to return to Chelsea.
That actually happened.
The entertaining defender signed for Antonio Conte’s side from PSG in one of the biggest shock signings since Newstalk swooped for Pat Kenny.
Welcome back, @DavidLuiz_4!
Full story 👉 https://t.co/KduBiKbu0j pic.twitter.com/1BoKLG6W0d
— Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC) August 31, 2016
Luiz’ dramatic return was suddenly forgotten as the planet asked ‘Just what the hell is he wearing?!’
Why is @DavidLuiz_4 wearing a hat? Unleash the hair #CFC
— One Man Went To Mow (@blueblood2401) August 31, 2016
The Deadline Day Awards: David Luiz wins Best Hat Knitted From Own Hair. Watch here https://t.co/gKqB3otesl pic.twitter.com/08zDWBH1PL
— Anthony Richardson (@AMHRichardson) September 1, 2016
David Luiz looks like a gimp wearing that hat btw
— Stevie WHU Sizzle 🫧 ⚒ (@TheSullis) August 31, 2016
Fortunately, Luiz took to Instagram to let us all know why he went with the unusual head-gear:
‘I’m back Geezers! I dedicate my presentation and the first picture with Chelsea shirt again with cap for my Dad!’
Must say, Luiz’ father looks remarkably sprightly.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ2xLunBRgo/
Meanwhile, Luiz is Jamie Carragher’s ‘Man of the Week’.
The former Liverpool defender, writing in his Daily Mail column, believes the Brazilian’s return could do wonders for Chelsea. He states:
‘There is something about Luiz’s character that I like. I wouldn’t call him a leader as such but he is the kind of player who will make something happen or contribute a big moment. He is erratic but he has quality.’
One thing is for sure, Luiz will do something to get us all talking.
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