Here we are, SportsJOE readers.
It’s the kind of story that reminds you all that we are very much slap bang in the middle of a summer with no major football tournaments (we’re not counting the Confederations Cup).
With both that and the fact that there aren’t any major transfers on the immediate horizon, here’s a story about how Ben Foster eats peanut M&Ms… Hello Pulitzer Prize!
The West Brom goalkeeper, 34, took to Twitter on Wednesday morning to share his method for eating M&Ms – which seemingly sees him eat the chocolatey shells and just leave the peanut bit in the middle.
Clearly, this raises a number of questions. Perhaps most importantly: Why don’t you just buy the chocolate M&Ms instead, you fool?
Sharing a picture of the shelled peanuts with his followers, Foster asks ‘Surely I can’t be the only one who does this right?’.
Surely I can't be the only one that does this right???…. 🥜 🍫 #M&Ms pic.twitter.com/9ZyTWuDIWk
— Ben Foster (@BenFoster) June 21, 2017
You can probably guess the nature of the responses. Pretty much everyone agreed that Foster was the only one to do this…
https://twitter.com/JackMorgan2010/status/877463490713309185
— Matthew McAllister (@DanteFlorence) June 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/phoenixbaggie/status/877481485858738176
Ive never seen anybody who does that to M&Ms! 😱😂 pic.twitter.com/RLrKrKEgtl
— Ben Leggatt (@ben_leggatt) June 21, 2017
I think the heat is getting too much for you our Ben 😊
— Sally Price (@SallyPrice4) June 21, 2017
Ben that's so weird 🙈😱😂
— Charlotte Clark (@myfashionboxuk) June 21, 2017
Now can we please have some decent football news to write about please?
