If you’ve got a Huddersfield Town fan in your life, why not make them morbidly upset on Christmas morning?
You can now buy full pre-paid funeral packages for Terriers supporters whose dying days are imminent.
According to the Huddersfield Daily Examiner, the plan costs £4,195 (€5,770) and it’s being advertised by a promotional video featuring the iconic words of former Town manager Bill Shankly – “Football isn’t a matter of life and death. It’s more important than that.”
The plan will get you a blue and white coffin or a more traditional coffin with a personalised Town shirt draped over it, to cater for all tastes.
The club’s anthem “Smile Awhile” will be played as the service takes place and you’ll also be sent on your way to football heaven with a bouquet from the club.
For fans who are less content with the idea of being buried, a cremation service is also available which will see your ashes scattered at the John Smith’s Stadium.
It’s not weird. Not weird at all.
