We applaud you Jack Lenihan.
The Barrington High School student is a wide receiver (if you can be a wide receiver without actually receiving anything) and has produced this hilarious highlight video showcasing his skills.
The 5 ft 11 in, 145lb player only appears on the field of play once throughout the video and he ends up dropping a pass that a no-armed grandparent could catch.
The rest of the video is made up with his best bits from the sidelines, whereby he uses his post-production skills to highlight his ability to keep warm while watching a football game.
The video comes complete with dramatic, inspiring music that makes it an even more entertaining watch and we're damn sure that we'd be signing him up if we were a college football coach.
Beware of The Lenihan Factor.
