Put your food down.
Actually, just put your phone down. Close this tab, it’s not worth it.
Joel Dreessen, a former tight end with the Jets, Texans and Broncos (but we’re sure you don’t need us to tell you) has pulled up his shorts and showed off the most hideous bruise you have probably ever seen.
Like, ever.
The former NFL player has a bruise that covers his whole leg. It actually just looks like someone has been colouring in on that limb.
And it’s bloody frightening.
He still plays American Football and, apparently – APPARENTLY – he was playing with this injury.
Injury I was discussing this morn on @1043TheFan pic.twitter.com/wbZeCiZMW2
— JoelDreessen (@JoelDreessen) November 11, 2015