Denver Broncos general manager John Elway just ‘mutually parted ways’ with the coach that got John Elway’s team to last year’s Super Bowl, so John Elway knew John Elway needed a flawless press conference.
Balls.
John Elway thinks John Elway should have done better.
John Elway knows that the coach he just fired (let’s call a spade a spade) is called John Fox, not John Elway.
John Elway is wondering why John Elway looks he just walked in after the Elway Christmas dinner.
Ah hell, we should be thankful for John Elway anyway.