How else do you cope with a 4-0 hammering to one of your biggest rivals on your 30th birthday? Well you get down and dirty singing songs about getting the leg over to try and ease your pain from a break-up. That, of course, is only if you’re Cristiano Ronaldo and you’re just back from suspension and don’t make much of an impression in the game because you’re saving your energy for the post-match entertainment. The world footballer of the year recently broke up with model Irina Shayk and the Portugal winger is clearly missing post-match cuddles as he lustily belted out lyrics alongside Colombian pop star Kevin Roldan such as ‘I only want something sexual and if you don’t fall in love we can spend a couple of hours together.’ Ronaldo invited the singer to the party and the two duetted on various songs which were recorded by the invited guests. The party was in the swanky In Zalacain venue in the posh La Finca district of Madrid, with a number of his clubmates also popping along such as Luka Modric and James Rodriguez. We hope they all got special gold hats to help celebrate the night: Rompiendo tarima Feliz cumpleaños @cristiano Madrid – España Si No Te Enamoras #KevinRoldan #Cristiano #Ronaldo #CR7 gracias Dios excelente experiencia, de Cali-Colombia para el Mundo. A video posted by Kevin Roldan ♛ (@kevinroldankr) on Feb 7, 2015 at 6:32pm PST The FootballJOE quiz: Were you paying attention? – episode 10