What on Earth did Alim Ozturk have for breakfast?
The Hearts defender, who was only voted into PFA Scotland Premiership Team of the Year days earlier, had an absolute nightmare just minutes after his side had drawn level with table-topping Celtic at Tynecastle.
With the ball dropping and no danger whatsoever around him, Ozturk squinted into the Edinburgh sun and bizarrely booted the ball directly into the air.
The Turkish centre-half then failed to connect properly with his second attempted clearance which travelled a total of seven yards to teammate Perry Kitchen who took over the responsibility of conceding as quickly as possible by softly heading the ball into danger.
John Souttar then completely came up short in a sliding tackle that meant young Patrick Roberts had all the time and space in the world to jog into the Hearts box and calmly slot the ball between the ‘keeper’s legs.
Fucking hell Ozturk clear the ball
— Gillian Hunter (@JamboGilly) April 30, 2016
Absolutely awful from ozturk
— Burnsey (@D4NIEL_OFFICIAL) April 30, 2016
That's ridiculous. Ozturk just needs to head the ball in the first place. Miss-kicks it twice.
— Ross Pilcher (@rosspilcher) April 30, 2016
Ozturk named in team off the year 🙈🙈
— Ryan Lynch (@ryanlynch1874) April 30, 2016
https://twitter.com/NGG3/status/726394492971012097
What a shite goal for Hearts to lose there. Take your pick from Ozturk, Kitchen and Souttar to blame.
— Brian Roberts (@Brian_Roberts5) April 30, 2016
https://twitter.com/benmcfarlan2108/status/726394850380275712
Ozturk with 2 absolute abysmal clearances – fool man
— Luke (@luke_itslook) April 30, 2016