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09th Jun 2015

Someone needs to make Dara O’Briain’s dream about a former Liverpool player a reality

No cheese before bed for you anymore

Kevin McGillicuddy

Not so much a dream as a nightmare

We’re wise enough to not to share with anyone the mad goings-on inside our brain when it comes to sleepy time.

The things we have seen with Djimi Traore are not suitable for a family website, and don’t get us started on the other floatsam and jetsam inside our minds.

But luckily for us Wicklow man and Irish comedian Dara Ó Briain has no such qualms, and has shared this morning with us all a wonderful but quite weird dream about former Liverpool and Fulham midfielder Danny Murphy.

Danny is now a pundit for the BBC but Dara’s strange dream involved pineapples,art college and a ferry.

Not a football to be seen.

We think this would make for an excellent TV show.

Hey BBC, make it happen.

And at least it wasn’t Phil Neville. He’d still be asleep.

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