Not so much a dream as a nightmare
We're wise enough to not to share with anyone the mad goings-on inside our brain when it comes to sleepy time.
The things we have seen with Djimi Traore are not suitable for a family website, and don't get us started on the other floatsam and jetsam inside our minds.
But luckily for us Wicklow man and Irish comedian Dara Ó Briain has no such qualms, and has shared this morning with us all a wonderful but quite weird dream about former Liverpool and Fulham midfielder Danny Murphy.
Danny is now a pundit for the BBC but Dara's strange dream involved pineapples,art college and a ferry.
Not a football to be seen.
https://twitter.com/daraobriain/status/608154966658842624
https://twitter.com/daraobriain/status/608155189758054400
https://twitter.com/daraobriain/status/608155292149420032
We think this would make for an excellent TV show.
Hey BBC, make it happen.
And at least it wasn't Phil Neville. He'd still be asleep.
