Not so much a dream as a nightmare
We’re wise enough to not to share with anyone the mad goings-on inside our brain when it comes to sleepy time.
The things we have seen with Djimi Traore are not suitable for a family website, and don’t get us started on the other floatsam and jetsam inside our minds.
But luckily for us Wicklow man and Irish comedian Dara Ó Briain has no such qualms, and has shared this morning with us all a wonderful but quite weird dream about former Liverpool and Fulham midfielder Danny Murphy.
Danny is now a pundit for the BBC but Dara’s strange dream involved pineapples,art college and a ferry.
Not a football to be seen.
Dreamt last night that football pundit Danny Murphy showed a group of us his portfolio application to Art college. Some nice watercolours.
— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) June 9, 2015
He then made me lead the group in a song about pineapples and, finally, followed me round a ferry.
— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) June 9, 2015
I hope this is the last time I dream about football pundit Danny Murphy.
— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) June 9, 2015
We think this would make for an excellent TV show.
Hey BBC, make it happen.
And at least it wasn’t Phil Neville. He’d still be asleep.