Garry Monk is the new Leeds United manager.
Good for you, Gazza.
The 11th man through the door at Elland Road in four years, there is more chance of Massimo Cellino being recognised by the League Managers’ Association than the former Swansea boss making it to Christmas at “The Damned United”
The volatile Italian goes through managers like the rest of us dispose of toothbrushes, so we wouldn’t put much faith in Monk’s one-year contract.
We had a quick look at the excellent Darwin Awards to find 10 jobs with better career prospects than being the manager of Leeds United.
Idiot barrelman
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/738191908695068672
Shark tamer
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/738072942236553217
Rocket man
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/737978841638047744
Bail-balancer
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/737787961757011968
Drunk buffer
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/737637446968614912
Rodeo pitch invader
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/737250877677948928
Crocodile creche owner
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/736938609484386304
Junk yard stuntman
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/736568723268587521
Weak-armed team builders
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/735894260180996096
Firework fighter
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/734859419272503296
Best of luck Garry!
