Tears from Piers? Yes please…
Even the most devastated Arsenal fan – the most desolate Gooner – can take some small satisfaction in the fact that their beloved club losing means Piers Morgan is unhappy.
But whilst others drown their sorrows with pals down the pub, or kick some inanimate object, dear old Piers has a moan and a whinge on social media. On Sunday it was something to behold.
He really got started when Ander Herrera scored Man United’s third…
Over.
The game, our title challenge, our season.
Pathetic. #afc— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 28, 2016
Then of course he celebrated Mesut Ozil pulling one back…
Boooooom. 3-2.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 28, 2016
Before frustration started to set in…
Come ON, for f**k's sake.#afc
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 28, 2016
Then United’s kids started showboating…
Imagine being 'OLE!'d by this shower….shameful. #MUFCvAFC
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 28, 2016
Stuffed by Barcelona's Galacticos.
Stuffed by United's kids.
Great week, Wenger.
Who CAN you beat exactly?— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 28, 2016
Wayne Rooney winding him up didn’t help…
😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣 > RT @WayneRooney: @piersmorgan hi
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 28, 2016
Then the very predictable focus of his ire…
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 28, 2016
Beaten by a bunch of kids.
Who will Wenger blame now?
How about the one person most responsible for this team: himself. #afc— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 28, 2016
Followed by a scathing rating of the team…
My player ratings:
Cech: 8
Bellerin: 2
Gabriel: 0
Koscielny: 1
Monreal: 2
Ramsey: -1
Coquelin: 3
Ozil: 4
Welbeck: 6
Alexis: 3
Walcott: 2— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 28, 2016
And again, yet more glorious fuuuume….
So does media's astonishing refusal to hold Wenger's feet to the fire as they would ANY other 'big' club manager. https://t.co/Qv3zE68YAO
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 28, 2016
Wenger's finally run out of excuses.
He has nobody left to blame.
It's over.
He knows….
Arsene knows. #afc— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 28, 2016
3000 over 1500. https://t.co/0kZE0Pm2Rd
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 28, 2016
Priceless.
