Father Dougal McGuire: Chris Kamara
“I don’t know, Jeff.”
Father Jack Hackett: Eamon Dunphy
That would be an ecumenical matter.
Bishop Len Brennan: Nigel Pearson
Father Dick Byrne: Jose Mourinho
“I AM going to win again, Ted.”
Father Jim Johnson: George Hook 
Dunphy wannabe.
Father Noel Furlong: Robbie Savage
Father Larry Duff: Jack Wilshere 
Father Paul Stone: Remi Garde
“No, fine.”
Father Austin Purcell: Gary Lineker
“What’s your favourite type of envelope?”
Father Todd Unctious: Glenn Hoddle
Why are you even here?
Father Fintan Fay: Tim Sherwood
No-one understands it. Everyone loves it.
Father Billy O’Dwyer: Paul Scholes
Change the record.
Father Liam Finnegan: Alberto Moreno
Leave the dancing to the pros.
Father Tiernan, Father Rafter, Father Cafferty, Father Leonard: Tony Pulis
Tony Pulis has taken over Soccer Saturday! https://t.co/aqDrbQifqC
— 🎯 Tommy's Darts Tips (@TommysDartsTips) January 17, 2015
The VT that saved the day during Sky Sports News’ evacuation.
Father Damo Lennon: Jack Grealish
Separated at birth.
Father Frosty Frost: Roberto Martinez
“Everton players on international duty Father Damien, Roberto Father Frost said you’re to come home immediately.”
Father Walton: Richard Keys
“God, a stage 12. I never thought I’d see one.”
Father Joe Briefly: Raheem Sterling
“I think I should get the parachute because I’m great. In fact, I think I should get both parachutes… in case one of them doesn’t work.”
Father Cave and Father Gallagher: Roy Keane and Martin O’Neill after their celebration hugs
“I don’t want the parachute, give it to him.”
Father Ted Crilly: Harry Redknapp
“That money was just resting in my account.”
Father Liam Deliverance: Liam Brady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MmrkaqwUfg
I could’ve gotten you a great Italian manager for twice the price.
Father Barty Dunne: Paul Merson
– How long was the car journey?
– FOUR HOURS.
Father Mackie: Sam Allardyce
I could’ve managed Real Madrid or Manchester United.
Father Jose Fernandez: Charlie Nicholas
Father Seamus Fitzpatrick: Brendan Rodgers
Father Kevin: Ronda Rousey
It’s going to be okay.
Father Brian Eno: David Moyes
Because no-one cares.
Father Dereck Beeching: Louis van Gaal
Is there anything to be said for another sideways pass?
Father Clarke: Joe Brolly
“Speaking of masses, there was a time there at the.. ah.. Moscow Olympics.”
Father Jessup: Mark Lawrenson
“No, we came down by southern Yemen…”
Father Buzz Cagney: Conor McGregor
Father Nick: Daniel Sturridge
“So there’s no way he’s able to play…”
Father Romeo Sensini: Andrea Pirlo
“Drinks only very, very fine wine.”
Father Deegan: Simon Mignolet
“There’s just no way out. They’re going to get us! They’re going to catch us.”
Father Cleary: Andy Gray
“It’s my stupid fault for messing with the bras.”
Father Fitzgerald: Michael Owen
“I’ve an awful dreary, monotonous voice.”
Father Reilly: Pat Spillane
“Ted, were you looking for a dramatic, exciting voice?”
Father Fintan Stack: Roy Keane
