Does everyone associated with Liverpool Football Club have far too much time on their hands?
Jurgen Klopp may be working his charges extra hard with his famous gegenpressing ethos and demands for ceaseless work rate, but away from the pitch the Anfield favourites have a long history of having far more time and money than sense.
Whether it’s Mario Balotelli, Brendan Rodgers, Alberto Moreno, Mamadou Sakho or Jose Enrique, there’s clearly something in the Mersey water than leads them to try out bizarre hobbies and self-improvement techniques in their ample spare time.
How else do you explain this image?
https://twitter.com/Alex_AMS96/status/722953619062947841
Roberto Firmino is no stranger to odd quirks. The Brazilian is currently showing wonderful form on the pitch, but his hair and more specifically the daft Mr Majeika-style tuft on his head has garnered almost as much attention as his thrilling playmaking.
And his latest fashion ploy certainly hasn’t gone unnoticed by the Anfield faithful. In seems the Samba schemer has had his chompers brightened to a comical degree a la Ross Geller from Friends.
He’s by no means the first…
Liverpool's Jose Enrique has played just 80 minutes of football in 2015 and earned £3.4 Million. pic.twitter.com/WfX5Ei1E1M
— Transfer Site (@TransferSite) December 30, 2015
https://twitter.com/LpoolArtCritic/status/651689720234278912
But he’s possibly even outdone Brendan Rodgers with the sheer brightness of his teeth. Of course, Liverpool fans being Liverpool fans, they relished taking the right royal piss…
Firminos teeth are brighter than Manchester Uniteds future.. pic.twitter.com/6A7I84uGZp
— Mighty Reds LFC (@lfc_mighty) September 21, 2016
https://twitter.com/MitchOfTheDay/status/779282698347155456
Things brighter than Roberto Firmino's teeth
— NUNEZ 90+9 (@ThoseScouseLads) September 20, 2016
— Dr Mantis Toboggan (@nickstuart118) September 20, 2016
Firmino's teeth vs Ross' teeth 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/yXxZPiK9uW
— Georgina 19x🏆 6x🌟 🔴🔴 (@ginasernag) September 24, 2016
Whose teeth are more white? Roberto Firmino or Ross Geller? 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/3NlzIzaoVU
— nashefa. (@nashefaaa) September 24, 2016
https://twitter.com/Dr_ZaidShahin/status/778650155612536832
Firmino's back at it with the tippex teeth pic.twitter.com/QNTdl8WVxb
— karim (@kimboslide) September 20, 2016
Firmino and his teeth did well again tonight. pic.twitter.com/ISK9lkENS6
— Phil B (@TotalLongo) September 20, 2016
When you see @Roberto_Firmino teeth 😲😂👍#whathappened #statstruck #banter #brightteeth #myeyes pic.twitter.com/VIRAXi3MmT
— David Emery (@dave_1995_LFC) September 22, 2016
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