The boy Baker has shown plenty of passion.
Danny Baker is without doubt one of the best radio broadcasters going.
Funny, insightful and in-tune with real football fans, his BBC 5 Live show on a Saturday morning can veer seamlessly from the sublime to te ridiculous and back again.
Following England’s disastrous defeat by Iceland in Nice, which led to Roy Hodgson’s resignation, Baker, who is famed for his blunt approach, dissected England’s failings in a brilliant and brutal manner.
If you’re not a fan of swearing then look away now.
As Twitter rants go, this is right up there.
He comes out of the traps flying.
Absolutely disgraceful, #England. You useless over paid, over indulged mollycoddled shits. You are beyond shame. Disgrace to working people.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 27, 2016
Players and the manager. That’s who’s caused this.
You fucking disgrace. You fucking disgrace. England footballers each and every one of you and your fucking manager are a fucking disgrace.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 27, 2016
Not a fan of Premier League wages.
You fucking awful craven humiliating disgrace. Go on you fuckers pick up your PL wages you cheap shits. You worms. Fuck you.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 27, 2016
And now the campaign begins. Don’t buy any more tickets.
Nobody NOBODY should buy a single ticket to these empty fuckers World `Cup qualifiers. Why? They are a piss taking disgrace. Fuck England.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 27, 2016
#FuckEngland
Let's get this hashtag going now and into the qualifiers. #FUCKENGLAND
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 27, 2016
Now Crouchie’s under attack.
Peter Crouch talking about "the pressure" making them be useless. They're paid £150k a week you lanky ponce!
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 27, 2016
And Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney won't be "distraught". None of them will. They'll be thinking, OK few weeks away then first game at West Ham. So fucking what?
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 27, 2016
And overpaid footballers, obvs.
I simply do not buy that footballers feel bad after game like that when they will be back on £200k in a few weeks. Its impossible.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 27, 2016
Everyone. Clowns.
All you mob who turned out for England tonight are a laughing stock. A low point in the game. Ridiculous clowns. Fuck off you worms.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 27, 2016
News come through that Hodgson has quit. Doesn’t matter.
Hodgson going has not diminished my anger at his fucking useless teams performance against ICELAND. I'd still be heckling him if I was there
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 27, 2016
And what about Brexit? Didn’t you think of that you p****s?
Did no one get into the England dressing room and say, "Look the old country is really in need of a boost right now?" #OverpaidPonces
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 27, 2016
Not the time, Glenn.
Oh we are getting Glenn Hoddle's reaction now. Next up the reaction of a paving stone in Blackpool.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 27, 2016
And now ITV.
oh @itvfootball ! "Is the long PL season a factor?! "Fucking hell. They played Iceland not Argentina there you drips!
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 27, 2016
Crouchie again.
Peter Crouch: "We've got to take stock from this & move on" Fuck ITV! Is this how football coverage is just going to bumble on forever??
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 27, 2016
All the media.
Media already trying to clickbait about England's next manager. Ignore it. Fuck this endless cycle of horse shit. It's hopeless. Gormless.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 27, 2016
Worms. Stupid worms.
I wish I was over there now as those useless under achieving ponces boarded their coach. "Booo! You charlatans! You frauds! You worms!"
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 27, 2016
And then he nails it.
Can we now all agree that the England team are not
In transition
Not Rebuilding
Not a "young side"
They are just:
No fucking good.— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 27, 2016
And breathe.
