Give us two Jagerbombs and we’ll do the same.
Our feigned lack of being unimpressed is really our way of expressing our envy at the preposterous power of Elbrus Nigmatullin.
The 41-year-old Russian strongman pulls houses with less difficulty than we pull ourselves out of bed with each morning.
Nigmatullin set a new world record this week when he dragged a 30-ton cottage along a track measuring three metres and it looks like he barely broke a sweat in the process.
“When I first approached this house, I was only 30 percent sure that I could make something happen. But when the eyes are afraid, the legs keep on going,” Nigmatullin said after the feat that makes us feel like we need to start hitting the gym a little bit harder.
