Andy Murray has found an ingenious way of sharing his special day without shamelessly hawking the photos to a red top.
The former Wimbledon champion announced recently that he would be holding a private wedding with only friends and family in attendance, and no celebrities.
This was a highly commendable move but it also raised a lot of questions. Why were they keeping the day secret from the world? What have they got to hide? Would Murray’s hinges require regular spritzes of WD40 so that he could move freely throughout the ceremony?
Luckily for all the nosy celebrity gossip junkies among us, Murray decided that he would share the course of his wedding day on his official Twitter account. However, he didn’t do it in a conventional way.
🌞☔😂👔💅💇😂👰😂🚗💒💃👫🙏💍💏👏📝🎹📷🎥🚗🍷🍴🎂🎊🎉👯🎶🎤🍹🍻🍷🍺🍩🍦🍷🍹🍸🍺🌙❤💕😘💤💤💤💤💤💤💤
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) April 11, 2015
Ace move Murray. Although, there’s clearly no emoticon for profanity spewing bride.
