Not even Moe Szyslak would believe this Canadian basketballer’s name is real.
Brazilian-born Guy Carbagiale Fuck has had a lot of trouble with his unfortunate name. For the past two years his school have not let him use his full name on their roster for their team the Medicine Hat Rattlers.
The school put a blanket ban on sports publications and the local press calling the player by his birth name. Thus he was known around town as Guy Carbagiale.
However, justice has finally been given to Fuck as he is now allowed to use his given last name during the Canadian Collegiate Athletic Association men’s basketball championships this month.
Fuck was somewhat surprised that his name was such an issue and claims that he never had any problems with his last name until moving to the States. When quizzed about his surname, he admitted he was very proud to be a Fuck.
“I want to have kids. I want to spread the Fuck last name.”
He truly is a beacon of hope for Fucks everywhere.
Hat-tip to The Big Lead
