"This extraordinary creature is half-blind, half-deaf ... and this is just about as fast as it can move."
That's what David Attenborough had to say about Per Mertesacker in training, or at least that's how
talkSPORT imagine it.
The genius video features sound bites from the famous English naturalist overdubbing footage of Arsenal's players in action.
Gunners' manager Arsene Wenger and players Per Mertesacker and Jack Wilshere are singled out for particular focus from the elderly broadcaster.
We're not gonna lie, we've watched it four times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuWw3vIe3n0