Eamon Dunphy - pundit, author, Wes Hoolohan Fan Club president.
It's no secret that the RTÉ analyst is a little bit fond of the Norwich midfielder but we had no idea that the fandom had reached these levels.
After Ireland's insane 1-0 victory over world champions Germany, Dunphy absolutely gushed about Hoolahan.
As Liam Brady tried to quell the hyperbole, Eamon broke out quite an unexpected quote.
"He's my love child!"
Fair enough, Eamo. Fair enough.
