The “Pirdoll” has arrived and it’s a little bit weird

Girls get Barbies, boys get Action Men.

And now the time has come for football fans to have their own plaything as MLS have released the "Pirdoll." He's the most stylish man in world football so far be it for us to tell him how to dress but if you were so inclined then you can get Andrea Pirlo to wear just what you bloody well want by clicking here. Not quite because the options are limited to a New York City FC kit, a Juventus kit, a delightful suit, an Italy strip and, rather bizarrely, a Yankees uniform. We're not going to lie. If this was any other player, we'd dismiss it as promotional nonsense but it's Pirlo. PIRLO! So we did kind of enjoy it.

Here's your chance to dress up Andrea Pirlo (@Pirlo_official) with the virtual Pirdoll: http://t.co/oUxu3sbYIK pic.twitter.com/vjXpHZllhE

— Major League Soccer (@MLS) August 7, 2015