If you are that one guy who is gathering a collection of artifacts from former Manchester United right-backs then you could be bang in luck.
An old passport of former Manchester United full-back Paul Parker has appeared on E-bay with the asking price listed as £5,000 (€6,888).
We would say that we're surprised that such a strange item would pop up on the internet but the wonderful world of cyberspace never shocks us anymore.
Luckily €7,000 is pocket change for us so we're going to go ahead and make a bid before seeking out a pair of Gary Neville's old school shoes.
H/t to 101GreatGoals
H/t to 101GreatGoals
