Always be yourself. Unless you can be Faustino Asprilla. Then always be Asprilla.
Whilst we're partial to a bout of Six Nations and whinging about Tim Sherwood, good old Tino has Valentine's Day sussed way better than we could've imagined.
Newcastle's Colombian legend tweeted a picture this morning that had more women than clothes on show.
The former footballer is surrounded by four beautiful girls and he simply sent his commiserations to anyone who isn't having as good a day as he is.
We doubt many people are.
