Awk, he's a grand player, but favourite? Ever? In real life?
Marco Reus is a wonderful footballer and it's no mediocre surprise that he's much sought-after by Premier League giants. And Liverpool.
But now that he has revealed his favourite player ever, Arsenal fans think that they have a jump on their domestic rivals for the signature of the Borussia Dortmund star.
Rather than go with Messi or Ronaldo or Roy Keane - all the usuals - or even a fellow countryman, Reus went for a Czech legend who was at Dortmund during his time with the youth squads.
https://twitter.com/EuropaLeague/status/661579397854547968
Okay, okay, we're not judging. Too much.
But, with Liverpool and United thinking that they were in pole position to bring Reus to England, Gunners supporters now have it in their heads that the German's 35-year-old hero playing at the Emirates will persuade him otherwise.
It starts with an emoji. And a 1980s background.
https://twitter.com/AFC_Z/status/661584519724703744
And he isn't alone.
https://twitter.com/Abdo_Gooner/status/661601292868038657
Some think it's funny though.
https://twitter.com/Ctlvbimlpsgnyc7/status/661579475411468288
But others know what's about to happen.
https://twitter.com/KimboKopite/status/661594391925141505
It starts to get heated.
https://twitter.com/dbrisawyer/status/661598802940424192
Confusion sets in.
https://twitter.com/dannymcc31/status/661580317392769025
More hope.
https://twitter.com/Groundup_AFC/status/661581485913333764
More laughter.
https://twitter.com/LukeWaddle0507/status/661580899721572356