Search icon

Rugby

18th Sep 2015

What if… Ireland went and won the Rugby World Cup

Stranger things have happened...

SportsJOE

A rousing rendition of Ireland’s Call at Twickenham. That Sean O’Brien hit. New Zealand edging ahead. Tommy Bowe’s GAA-style catch and score, and Johnny Sexton holding his nerve… WE WON IT!

Ireland are the 2015 World Cup winners.

Was it ever in doubt?

Sure it was but, in our shakier moments, we recalled the maxim: IN JOE WE TRUST.

Jamie and Paulie, on crutches, have lifted the trophy and the nation has screamed itself hoarse, shed tears and collected its respective breath.

Here is what happens next…

1. Enda Kenny interrupts an emergency Saturday night Dáil discussion on official government ‘Movember’ policy to bring the good news

Kenny Dail rugby 1

An Taoiseach takes his leave to catch a government jet to London. Photo opps with trophies don’t come about every day.

2. A tweet from one of Ireland’s biggest fans almost snaps the internet

H0RAN-vert

3. The campaign begins to get Paul O’Connell to stay on to until 2019, once his hamstring heals

4. As per bloody usual, Joe Schmidt isn’t entirely happy

kkkpo

5. As per bloody usual, someone isn’t happy

joe-reply

6. Toulon’s billionaire owner lines up some World Cup winners

TOULON-FOLEY

7. Jack Grealish opens the door to an Irish return/U-turn/decision

GREALISH TWEET 1

8. Murray, Zebo (and the Hermitage Green boys) can’t be reached for a comment

Zebo and Murray Hermitage Green

ZEBO BIGGIE

9. Cian Healy’s much-anticipated dressing room selfie finally appears, and features some special guests

2015 Rugby World Cup Warm-Up Match, Twickenham Stadium, London, England 5/9/2015 England vs Ireland A view of the Ireland changing room ahead of the game Mandatory Credit ©INPHO/Dan Sheridan

10. Another classic Nigel Owens quip goes down well in every country but New Zealand

11. The morning after the night before and Jordi Murphy wakes to a buzzing phone

JORDI PHONE

12. Newspaper ‘think pieces’ are coming thick and fast

Irish broadsheet opinion positive1

13. Not all are complimentary

Irish broadsheet opinion negative

14. Enda Kenny’s late-night, fumbled handshake with Paul O’Connell becomes a viral sensation

Enda Kenny handshake fail

FB comment

14. A major UK rugby pundit still needs convincing

Stefan Jones

15. Everyone goes mad

STEFAN JONES REACTION

16. A major UK newspaper claims us as one of their own

UK broadsheet headline Ireland RWC Tele

17. Everyone goes mad

GB headline Tweet

18. Jeremy Guscott’s Team of the Tournament only adds fuel to the flames

World Cup fake XV

19. Everyone goes mad

BBC reaction tweets

20. Ever the professional professionals, some players nip off to check on their other business interests

JOURNO TWEET

21. Of course, RWC success is really all down to the players’ GAA background

The Square Ball_edited-4

22. But one prominent Irish rugby commentator is not entirely convinced

23. Alas, some footage emerges of some Irish ‘brinkmanship’ during the All Blacks’ final push…

SEANIE SHOVE BACK REPLY

24. …before a classy Brian O’Driscoll tweet brings closure to the whole affair 

BACK BOD

The FootballJOE quiz: Were you paying attention? – episode 10