Former NFL star Arian Foster wants to fight a wolf and believes he could emerge victorious.
America is a wild and wonderful place at times.
To many, America is the land of the free, brave and a plain of countless possibilities. Hundreds of thousands have surpassed their wildest dreams by embracing that spirit of adventure.
Still, fighting a wolf is not advisable.
UFC commentator Joe Rogan recently conducted a brilliant interview with Foster, formerly of Houston Texans and Miami Dolphins. Foster is adamant that he can defeat a wolf in unarmed combat.
The gist of his argument is that he is smarter than a wolf and can Google a wolf’s weaknesses. A wolf, on the other hand, cannot Google his flaws.
Rogan was on ESPN’s 5ive Rounds podcast earlier this month and gave a hilarious account of why fighting a wolf is a terrible idea.
“We have an interim ‘Human versus Canine’ championship of the world,” he said.
“I don’t think he understands what a wolf is. The real problem is that wolves look like dogs.
“You know how dogs listen and behave and you’re like, ‘Y’now, I’m going to kick that dog in the face. That dog’s not going to get me’.
“I don’t think people really understand what a wolf is capable of doing… When you see [these pictures] of a dog – a big American bulldog – bitten in half by a wolf. When you hear that a wolf can bite with a bite five times harder than a pit-bull, most people don’t know that. A pit-bull is the scariest dog, everyone is scared of them, but a wolf can bite FIVE TIMES harder than that.
“They tear apart moose bones. They can snap through a moose’s femur. It’s like not what they think it is. It is a pure killing machine.
“And they’re so fast. Like Arian’s idea that he is going to grab it by the neck… it’s going to tear around that soft tissue all around your arm. Your arms will be useless after a couple of snaps and then that’s a wrap.”
We hope to God that Foster heeds Rogan’s advice and leaves the wolves the hell alone.
For anyone that wants to know more, here is the full Rogan-Foster interview
https://youtu.be/neVsniQdOnM
