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22nd October 2020
10:41am BST

Social distancing for one, simply wasn't a problem as the golf was so wayward that you'd spend longer looking for disobedient golf balls than chatting with playing partners. Some lowered their handicap and others, well, they remained sane.
In fact, the solitary nature of the game seemed like the perfect outlet in these testing times. While post-match gatherings posed a problem in the club GAA sphere, we've yet to come across a parish-do or a house party, arranged to celebrate a 15 handicapper's 30 point round in the Monday stableford.
But somewhere in the last few days, it has gone wrong, horribly wrong.
The threat of a second lockdown descended and concerns immediately turned to the golf courses. Even with the weather getting fittingly worse, the possibility of the odd game sprang hope in hearts. Level 5 was announced but golf wasn't mentioned and so the suspense, and the worry grew.
Eventually, the GUI (Golfers Union of Ireland) broke the silence to let us know that we're in for six weeks of head-shaking. There comes a time when you just tire of pointing how ridiculous certain decisions are and closing golf courses - a place where social distancing literally goes with the territory - is another mystifying one.
https://twitter.com/GUIGolf/status/1318943821535784964
Even Oasis' Liam Gallagher couldn't wrap his head around it and when you see the level five merchants questioning this as a cautious move, you know there's something seriously wrong.
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