Apologies in advance.
Listen, you probably won’t agree with any of these but let’s just get down to business.
The new county jerseys for 2017 are looking absolutely glorious. 33 of them are produced by O’Neill’s with Azzurri continuing their making of Waterford’s strip.
Wexford’s new geansaí for the season hasn’t yet been officially released but it was seen on the first game week of the National League. One final thing, not every county as of yet has an away shirt – for some, we’ve just showcased the ‘keeper jersey.
Here’s our ranking of each team’s get-up, taking into account both the home and away strips.
34. Fermanagh
Home: Dull.
Away: Grand.
33. Clare
Home: Too.
Away: Much.
32. Limerick
Home: Chaos.
Away: Ballsy.
31. Down
Home: Committed.
Away: Convicted.
30. Armagh
Home: Inoffensive.
Away: Offensive.
29. Louth
Safe.
28. Laois
Home: Relax.
Away: Better.
27. Kilkenny
Home: Classic.
Away: Lazy.
26. Antrim
Home: Mild.
Away: Christ.
25. London
Home: Improved.
Away: Neater.
24. Westmeath
Sponsor.
23. Longford
Home: Presentable.
Away: Decent.
22. Carlow
Home: AFCON.
Away: Slick.
21. Donegal
Home: Divisive.
Away: Interesting.
20. Meath
Home: Taytoless
Away: Blinding.
19. Offaly
Home: Fearless.
Away: Clean.
18. Wexford
Grainy.
17. Leitrim
Home: Stubborn.
Away: Proud.
16. Kerry
Home: Expected.
Away: 2014.
15. Derry
Home: Simple.
Away: Effective.
14. Cork
Home: Pleasant.
Away: Mmmmm.
13. Tipperary
Home: Tasty.
Away: Overboard.
12. New York
Home: Beautiful.
Away: Imported.
11. Mayo
Almost.
10. Monaghan
Home: Breathless.
Away: Gorgeous.
9. Kildare
Home: Trusty.
Away: Royal.
8. Wicklow
Home: Fierce.
Away: Stunning.
7. Galway
Home: Super.
Away: Orgasmic.
6. Cavan
Home: Knees.
Away: Buckling.
5. Roscommon
Home: Delicious.
Away: Salivating.
4. Waterford
Home: Otherworldly.
Away: Punching.
3. Dublin
Home: Pristine.
Away: Mouthwatering.
2. Tyrone
Home: Oh.
Away: Baby.
1. Sligo
Home: Perfection.
Away: Fulfilled.
