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08th Aug 2015

You know it was a slow start to the league when the new ball stole the headlines at Man United

Stop what you are doing

Conan Doherty

A meek affair ended the long wait.

76 days we were left to wait without Premier League football and, when it finally came back around, United and Spurs gave us a reminder that you only love what you don’t have.

Louis van Gaal’s side played out a 1-0 victory in the opening game of the new season but, apart from the first 21 minutes where Spurs were on top and United scored – of course – there was little else to report from Old Trafford.

So much so that the match day ball commanded most of the attention.

We were all looking on a little dumbfounded trying to figure out if we were trying to remember something or not.

Someone just got a little carried away.

It’s not right.

Ack, it’s not that bad.

https://twitter.com/UnderdogBlog1/status/630009174873796608/photo/1

Really, it couldn’t be that bad.

Okay then it is.

Now I remember it.

Phil Thompson

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