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26th Oct 2015

York City invite manager applications, immediately get inundated with Football Manager heroes

Of course they did

Conan Doherty

Classic.

York City should know better.

The League Two club have opened up their current manager’s job vacancy to the public and invited applications for the successor of Russ Wilcox.

But, this being a digital age and, let’s face it, the age of chancers and characters, the administrators at the club have a job on their hands to scour through all the phony applications from Football Manager and FIFA 16 kings.

It started with a feeler.

It began to tempt some people.

A ‘passionate local lad’ pens a heartfelt application.

A precocious teenager throws his hat into the ring.

https://twitter.com/_TomSanders_/status/658602977406644224

But he soon learns that York’s standards are way below his.

https://twitter.com/_TomSanders_/status/658604192706248704

This guy doesn’t do applications.

https://twitter.com/DanHardy4/status/658587072425558016

Judge me by my results.

https://twitter.com/Jordyoneill99/status/658606900968345600

A thinker of the game(r world).

https://twitter.com/bowds07/status/658625011817795584

Then, chaos ensues.

https://twitter.com/Mirallex/status/658585906102861824

https://twitter.com/POSHANDY61/status/658571897945374720

https://twitter.com/HarryGreig/status/658573293700685824

https://twitter.com/Kieran_BFC_Mac/status/658565843039686656

And so on and so on and so on and so on.

But if all that fails, the answer is simple…

https://twitter.com/AlansAvailable/status/658578638825267200

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