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12th Jul 2016

West Ham slap an utterly outrageous transfer price on Dimitri Payet’s head

So how much is Jeff Hendrick worth then?

Conan Doherty

They must be playing that game, ‘If he’s worth X amount, then he’s worth X amount.’

It can be the only logical explanation for West Ham pricing Dimitri Payet as the most expensive footballer on the planet.

David Sullivan says that the Frenchman – who was included in UEFA’s team of the tournament – is worth £100m. Of real money. Not even accounting for expected Brexit inflation yet.

“If you think about it, the £80 million-£85 million for the Gareth Bales and Ronaldos, it’s all a bit historical now,” the West Ham chairman told the Mirror.

“There is a lot more money around now than there was then, so you have got to assume that those fees are going to be smashed to bits.”

Even by a 29-year-old.

“Payet is not for sale,” he said. “Just because a big club wants him, tough luck. He is worth £100m. Even at his age.”

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Let’s see if we can do this.

If Ashley Westwood is worth £6m, then Jeff Hendrick is worth £12m.

If Jeff Hendrick is worth £12m, then Paul Pogba is worth… hang on.

Right, now we’re getting somewhere.

Ah, f**k it.

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