Arsene Wenger has finally hit back and put Paul Merson in his place. Â I mean, come on, the lad’s there to be batted down every week.
The gift that keeps on giving, Mr Merson himself, was issued a sharp response from the Arsenal manager today as he took exception to the Sky Sports pundit’s suggestion that the Gunners were tactically clueless after letting slip a 3-0 lead during the week.
Ahead of Arsenal’s clash with Swansea today in Wales, Wenger branded Merson a joke and quipped on their own player-manager relationship.
‘These debates that I hear are a joke, a farce,’ Wenger said. ‘People who have managed altogether zero games, they teach everybody how you should behave. It’s a farce.
‘If I really cared, do you think I would have survived for 18 years? Â Honestly, I cannot even be upset about it. It does not matter to me. You say what you want. You are free. Â I managed Paul Merson … I tried. I’m not interested in him.’
In fairness, it’s difficult not to take up Wenger’s side with this one.
After all, the Arsenal boss is fluent in six different languages. Â Merson, meanwhile, is still trying to invent his own.
Wenger can also count his accomplishments, he can look back over a prolonged career at the top and smile.  The main thing is though, he can count.  Merson is giving it a stab in fairness.
The Soccer Saturday *cough* analyst lambasted Wenger’s football knowledge. Â That’s right, Merson questioning Wenger’s knowledge when it was only a few months ago that Paul’s incredulous transfer suggestion had even Phil Thompson raising an eyebrow.
This could all just be a misunderstanding, of course. Â After all, Merson is still trying to finish his point.