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09th May 2016

WATCH: Robbie Keane returns with a bang and Steven Gerrard goes all Messi on us

Conan Doherty

The king is back.

That’s the MLS saying that, not us.

What we’ll say is: the king is back.

Robbie Keane took 13 minutes to announce his return to a football pitch and do what he does best, hit nothing but net.

The Irish skipper has been sidelined since March but he made a goal-scoring comeback on Sunday night as LA Galaxy saw off New England 4-2 with a brace from their favourite Dublin son.

The first was a leftie.

They seemed happy enough.

His second looked even easier. But, listen, being in the right place at the right time – all of the bloody time – is not a coincidence.

Then Steven Gerrard. Steven f**king Gerrard!

As Steven Gerrard goals go, this was the most un-Steven Gerrard goal of them all. This was right out of the Lionel Messi school of trickery and improvisation.

The dink, the meg, the left-footed finish.

Giovani dos Santos scored a screamer in there somewhere too.

But let’s talk about Robbie Keane. Let’s talk Euro 2016. The king is back.

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